Kansuke the Death Knight – Ridiculous Requests

On behalf of Kansuke our resident DK, I shall present my concession towards the Death Knight class and what should be implemented. Oh, I guess Klupty is a DK as well but he is completely content as a frosty knight.

1) Death Knights should wear plate. Oh wait they already do.

2) Death Knights need pets. Oh wait they already have pets.

3) Death Knights should have some passive healing. Oh wait…they already do.

4) Death Knights as a melee class should have some ranged abilities. Oh wait, they already do.

5) Those little blood worms should be little blood kittens as that would be very cute in a “you just got pwned by a kitteh” type of way.

6) Death Knights need to dual wield 2-handers. And a shield. And a wand.

7) Hungering Cold freezes all enemies within 30 yards AND summons Shiva from Final Fantasy and she does her sexy dance and *snaps* her finger as the frozen enemies explode doing 1,540-2,350 damage + 60% weapon damage. At level 80 this would crit for..what? 30k?

8) Death Knight diseases take on the properties of curses and are instant cast. Why?

9) All Death Knight abilities are transferred to Warlocks AS WE SHALL ALL RULE THE WORLD AHAHAHAHA ARTHAS CAN GO ROT IN HIS CELLAR BWAHAHAHA!

*Ahem*

The end.

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