Evolution of the Cata Dungeon World

Fresh New World

*You have entered a heroic, enjoy and have fun!*

Me: “Ok guys we don’t really know the fight so let’s just work through this and see what we can learn!”

Everyone: “Alright!”

More “People” Find Their Way Into Heroics

*You have entered a heroic, enjoy and have fun!*

Me: “Ok whoever doesn’t know the fights, just ask and I’ll explain xD”

Everyone: “Alright!”

The People Who Find Heroics Hard Are Now Running Heroics

*You have entered a heroic, enjoy and have fun!*

Me: “Hey all! I’ll explain the fights if needed”

*Cue awkard crickets of silence*

*Tank takes damage from initial pull*

Healer has left the group.
Tank has left the group.
DPS has left the group.
DPS has left the group.

Your group has disbanded.

Me: “WTF??”

A Few Weeks In

*You have entered a heroic, enjoy and don’t kill yourself!*

Me: “He-“

Tank has left the group
Healer has left the group
DPS has left the group
DPS has left the group

Your group has been disbanded.

Me: “Uhh…what just happened?”

Blizzard Implements the Faceroll Buff

*You have entered a dumbed down heroic, have fun!*

Me: “Hello!”

*Cue awkward crickets of silence*

*Run proceeds in total silence*

*Final boss down, cue loot roll*

Me: “Thanks al-“

Tank has left the group
Healer has left the group
DPS has left the group
DPS has left the group

Me: “…………..WRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATH!!!!!”

Yes this is highly generalized but whatev I just remembered what I was actually going to post!

Truny the Wrathful

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